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README.1ST
UNCLE RHINO'S SHORTS
Version 1.02
A collection of short works by the Rabid Rhino.
Copyright, 1992, Andrew P. Varga.
THis program may be distributed as shareware.
WARNING!
This program contains ample amounts of a certain
ingredient that may affect you personally. Silliness.
I confess, I did it on purpose.
What you are about to read is very important. I
really didn't want to tell you but, in all fairness, I
felt I had to. Please do not be disappointed. Sit back a
moment, take a deep breath and relax.
Okay?
TO ALL PERSONAL COMPUTER
ENTHUSIASTS, HOBBYISTS, MAVENS, BUFFS,
& OTHER EXPERIENCED USERS
As anybody knows, a publicly distributed program
without a README.1ST file is practically unheard of. To
publish a program without such a file would be an affront
to every computer buff worthy of his/her floppy drive.
Firing up a new program without some sort of READ.ME,
README.1ST, or README.TXT file would, at the very least,
make the experienced computer user feel quite
uncomfortable. This is the very reason that I have
included this file. To help you feel a little more
normal. Otherwise this file is totally useless.
Furthermore, because this program may be uploaded or
downloaded from or to a BBS (depending on which end of the
wire you're sitting) the information on this program may
be ARCed, PAKed, compressed, condensed, encoded,
encrypted, LBRed, LHZed, picked, packed, pickled, PXK'd,
zigged, zagged, zipped, zapped, or ZOOed.
If you are a Personal Computer neophyte and maybe by
accident stumbled across this file and are lost and
confused by all the previous jargon, relax. You are now
reading one of the easiest to operate programs I know of.
As my kids tell me, chill out, Dad dude.
HOW TO OPERATE THE UNCLE RHINO'S SHORTS PROGRAM FROM HERE
(In three easy lessons.)
Lesson One
When your screen shows the drive prompt, such as A:\>
type the word RHINO
Lesson Two
Press the Enter button.
Lesson Three
Let go!
Happy Reading!